I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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