Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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