Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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