u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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