Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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