so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
