considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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