Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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