i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They took my balls.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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