Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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