Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it's like heaven, but drunker
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
