Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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