Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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