I need help removing her.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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