All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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