When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize
