I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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