VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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