We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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