dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
