One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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