Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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