butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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