her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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