Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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