there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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