Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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