Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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