I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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