Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Randomize
