the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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