dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
