We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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