That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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