At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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