I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You can't motorboat a personality
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
