Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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