She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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