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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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