They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
id be glad to
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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