I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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