I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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