The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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