Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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