Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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