Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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