Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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