next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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