Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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