Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
pop tarts are not kleenex
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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