But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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